But what is the most evil hat? I would argue that it is the knitted cloche cap, and my proof is in the handmade pudding called etsy. KNITTED CLOCHES MAKE PEOPLE HATE THEIR LIVES. If you don't believe me just check out all these poor souls:
I mean, is it even possible to find someone on Etsy wearing a knitted cloche and not looking utterly, shockingly miserable?