Tuesday 25 August 2009

Gay-Be-Gone Dreamcatcher (tm)

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I think this is for fundamentalist Christians who attend those horrible "Ex-Gay" ministries. You hang it over your bunk at night and it traps all the dreams about Zac Efron, while letting the Megan Fox dreams through. (Or vice versa.) Then in the morning you awake refreshed, feeling oh so pretty, witty, and completely heterosexual. You shake the dreamcatcher out over the sink, a beautiful transgendered technicolor unicorn leaps out of it and prances away into the sky, and your gay-be-gone dreamcatcher is ready to be used again the following night!

5 comments:

  1. Let me get this straight; if you're a Christian, it's better to dabble in native American mystical magik than to have 'gay' dreams?!

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  2. Oh good, I was worried it was a basketball goal for retarded children. If no one scores points, everybody wins, right?

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  3. Let's clear this up right now... If you ever awaken refreshed, and feeling oh so pretty and witty...

    YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT...

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  4. I love how it's rainbow colored, too.

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