Alternate Universe Bizarro JK says (deadpan sarcastic):
Pasties on a shirt are about as useful as tits on a helper monkey.
Real JK says (extremely excited):
Oh hell yeah. I want to wear that pasties shirt, put some tiny pasties on the sexy helper monkey perched on my shoulder, and go do some go-go dancing.
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I love homemade hilarity, and check in every day. Usually it is good for a laugh and a scratch of the head.
ReplyDeleteThis post, however, is silly. This is what happens when you try to be too ironic, too funny, too hip. Back away from the sarcasm sauce.
hahahaha! Is this what strippers wear to work out
ReplyDeleteat the gym?
Would it be less weird if there were other stars to complete the 'smiley face'?
ReplyDeleteDear Anonymous (of the East Hampton Anonymouses, I presume),
ReplyDeleteI try to admit my embarassing-yet-genuine affection for this outfit and I get accused of being too sarcastic. I tell ya... Before we know it one of us is going to be calling the other one a pighat.
Saucily yours,
JK
Yeah, JK, I've been telling you for years to back away from the sarcasm sauce. It just makes you too funny, too hip. And it's effecting everyone around you. Seriously, cut back on the silly stuff before it starts destroying relationships and turns you into an utterly ironic shell of a person.
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you this because I care.
<3,
JuliaD