And this here is a beau-*cough* homemade version of that version, made from equal parts chunky peanut butter and failure.
Expelliarmus, Harry, for god's sake. Expelli that terrible poopish armus.
And make sure not to absentmindedly sheath your chunky butterwands in your crocheted utility belt wand pouches. That would just make you look silly.
PS I am totally going to copyright the word "poopish" so don't even try stealing it. Hands off the poopish.
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You're right a little silly but I bet you'd get a lot of looks and questions like "what the hell is that?"
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ReplyDeleteThat is just too weird for words.
ReplyDeleteOne could put jelly in the knitted holster, and with the nasty looking peanut butter wands, they would henceforth be known as 'the fastest pbj in the west'. Or any of the other cardinal compass points?
ReplyDeletehaha, I love it. I think I am going to crochet a hip holster for my go-gurt. My 'gurting is just not fast enough and not aggressive enough currently.
ReplyDeleteI really need to know what is in that crotchet holster. If it's really a wand, then that guy just out-dorked anything I've ever seen, and I've been to Star Trek conventions.
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