So this here is a beautiful homemade version of the Harry Potter chocolate wands, made from caramel and pretzel sticks.
And this here is a beau-*cough* homemade version of that version, made from equal parts chunky peanut butter and failure.
Expelliarmus, Harry, for god's sake. Expelli that terrible poopish armus.
And make sure not to absentmindedly sheath your chunky butterwands in your crocheted utility belt wand pouches. That would just make you look silly.
PS I am totally going to copyright the word "poopish" so don't even try stealing it. Hands off the poopish.
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