The mainstream liberal media doesn't want to pursue thisinvestigative story further, but without seeing President Obama's birth certificate, how can we ever really be sure he is not a grinning three-eyed head, disembodied by his Illuminati masters, stuffed with catnip and swathed in a delicate textile skin?
I have always known he was a secret muslin.
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Why would they stitch him on white?
ReplyDeleteLord, I apologize.
SECRET MUSLIN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Wait a minute... Is that a potholder (not the kind that questionable folks use to hold pot, the cooking kind that they bake their brownies with)?
ReplyDeleteOr, is it one of those boxing training pads that your sparring partner holds?
Either way, I'm keeping my money.
It's a cat toy filled with catnip. Catnip and socialism.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was one of those re-usable tree hugger maxi-pads. ???
ReplyDeleteSeriously, who in their right mind would make a three-eyed Obama cat toy? Why? I am so perplexed.
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