Friday 24 July 2009

Laced For His/Her/Its Pleasure

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I know it says "Fine Filet Lace Garment Yoke", but all I see is "School-Lunch Tray Training Bra".

And it can be yours, for the low, low price of $165! Perfect for your favourite lap-desk's coming-of-age party or batmitzvah. *Extra roses cross-stitched in for added modesty. **One size fits most lunch trays. *** Superior support when you're flat as a board.

6 comments:

  1. Priceless.

    No, wait. It's $165 for a bra.

    Crazy.

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  2. ohhh. I just gotta have one of those. And for that modest price of $165, maybe I'll get two.

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  3. Definitely for wealthy pre-pubescent young ladies with rosebud nipples.

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  4. Hahahahahaha...I wish my boobs were small enough to wear something so simple!

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  5. My lunch tray is looking for pasties? Do you have any of those? How about a thong?

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