Wednesday 8 July 2009

Choose your own snarkventure

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1. Halloween has officially run out of "Sexy ____" costumes when we are forced to witness "Sexy Bodybuilding Hair Stylist".

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2. If you had to pick one thing to purchase in this picture--one thing only now, none of this wishing-for-three-more-wishes business--would it be... the romantic attentions of a beautiful model? A pair of super cute red heels? A fully-stocked set of free weights with matching bench? Fashionable and eye-catching neon legwarmers? A big saggy chain covered in used plastic hair-rollers? Now let's all form a circle, put our thinking caps on, and brainstorm about which of those things this picture was supposed to sell.

6 comments:

  1. Oh, those are hair rollers? I thought they were gigantic noodles. My mistake.

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  2. Um, she's selling weights, right? I want to buy heavy weights now because of her sexy courderoy leg warmers and nonchalant yet alluring 'hey come over here and lift' look.
    haha

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  3. The heels. I'd take the heels.

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  4. I think it's clearly an advertisement for cinderblock walls.

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  5. That's a macaroni necklace! A big ass macaroni necklace.

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  6. I think her necklace is made out of pasta. Seriously.

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