Tuesday, 14 July 2009

The Safeword is 'Al Gore'.


A soda can tab corset dress and soda can tab wrist cuffs, from two different crapfters.

I sense this could kick off a whole new sexualized subculture among affluent white-guilt-hobbyists; it combines the subtle aestheticism of leather bondage cuffs and the bold ideology of environmentalism. Call it green black and blue? Eco-UNfriendly?

"Punish me, mistress, I forgot to separate my aluminum cans from my non-corrugated cardboard! I've been a very, very naughty citizen of the world!"

The only downside is the potential methane emissions from drinking all that soda.


  1. Does this soda tab dress make my ass look fat?

  2. Hahahhahaaaa!!!! That is the funniest clothing item I've ever seen!
    It's like low budget renaissance-fair armor for girls. So. Hilarious.

    Would it be extra ironic if the tabs were all from Tab?

  3. Do you remember the original pop topping? http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2008/07/pulltab_fashions.html.

    You might find the rest of this site... informative.

  4. Just think. They could make a slip from plastic grocery bags.

  5. Hey great site!

    I was wondering if you wanted to exchange links with us. Let me know if this is possible.



  6. Hoohahaha! This is hilarious. It looks like chain mail for a knight. Remember the curtains made from the tabs? I watched one of those home decorator shows a few years ago and I swear he had a pair of drapes made from pull tabs!
    I wonder what kind of shoes would go with that dress? :)

  7. LOL, wow, it is pretty interesting, but, if they start doing chastity belts, I am out of here...

  8. I wonder if I could fashion a thong to match?

  9. That's actually really cool! Its a really creative design. I don't know who would actually wear that dress (or where they'd wear it?!) but as an art piece its really neat.

    The bracelet is significantly less cool...

  10. Where would you even get pull-tabs these days? I haven't seen those since the Seventies!

  11. Ya wrench 'em off the cans with yer bare hands, dummy. That's why the bracelet has to be held together with elastic.

  12. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aluminouspublishing.com/ktimages/favoritepurse.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.aluminouspublishing.com/Keeping_Tabs.php&usg=__U0CSk91BIJ05WwS-a8wbsBOuwdk=&h=300&w=300&sz=18&hl=en&start=272&sig2=2NBA21cfvm0gFhTjaIkNOw&zoom=1&tbnid=RGuEzzwtANn9UM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=137&ei=Je6bTObMB8eVnAeqvN2XDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcrafts%2Bwith%2Bsoda%2Bcans%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D709%26tbs%3Disch:10,6004&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=713&vpy=180&dur=373&hovh=147&hovw=147&tx=156&ty=122&oei=GO6bTNqyGMH58AbJ9PCfDQ&esq=7&page=11&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:272&biw=1280&bih=709

    here is a purse


    and heres the underwear to match!


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