You know, at first I saw this and thought "well, maybe if this were done well then it wouldn't be so heinous. Charming, even."
And then I looked at it again and realized that no, even if this were done well, it would still be pretty fucking bad.
Alright, my behbehs, I have three more awesome fucking sites (AFS's) for you. Let's start with
0 to 30 in 90 days: I think this site is about someone adopting 30 kids in 90 days or something. Or ninety kids in 30 days. or 3 kids in nine days times ten. or a really, really slow car. Or something. Either way, it's heartwarming and totally worth checking out.
Snark 'N Beans: This site is run by two adorable young ladies with a really funny streak. I teetered on even posting their link because they're so much funnier than I am and make me look bad. Even if they do leave spam comments ;)
ETCWTF: This appears to be another site aimed at exploiting the hilarious world of lame artists. If you like Homemade Hilarity, you'll love their site. For example:
You see what I mean.
Posts
Disturbing, purely disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI like it!
Chris
cdmauger.blogspot.com
what is that, purple hair? whats it smell like?
ReplyDelete(sniff)(sniff)
Saw your profile over on Heather Cherry and had to check out your great blog... I've been looking for someone with a sense of humor to help make fun of my horrible ancient style artwork, hehe.
ReplyDeletewow that looks tasty! eric how the hell did you end up on here!
ReplyDeleteThat is actually quite a scary picture. Who in the world would come up with something like that? There are some warped people out there!
ReplyDeleteThere's no competition as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteYesterday afternoon I was in a...well... a bar (hey, it's where you go after you and your spouse have just visited a divorce lawyer) and a girl walked up to me and said, "Excuse me. I don't want to offend you, but do you have a vagina wallet?"
You see, because of you, I'm famous.
@Mr. C... Like I was saying, I've been following the witty posts of funny lady Heather Cherry, but here is another great site that makes fun of art too!!! With the greatness of these two sites, I've died and gone to a place where it's Christmas morning, my birthday, and ultimate ecstasy all in one candy coated shell of awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteI found your blog from the now rather infamous closed threads on etsy. I'm in the process of going back and reading EVERYTHING! and so far have found it quite amusing indeed. The people on etsy who are so horrified that someone might actually make fun of some of the 'made with love in my heart' items that you find there really need to grow up-not everything that is handmade is good.
ReplyDeleteoh, I forgot to add to my previous comment, that if I ever see one of MY fugly items being made fun of on this site I will of course immediately file a lawsuit for defamation of character, run to the etsy forums and start a thread about your horrible blog and whine about how you are hurting my feelings, and then be forced to close my etsy shop because of the shame and embarrassment, not necessarily in that order.
ReplyDeleteSince you posted this the gnome person closed their shop.
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