Today's post goes out to my girl
Heather, who apparently has an ever-lasting and totally serious crush on the sexy man-beast known as Rod Stewart. Or, as I like to refer to him,
The Rod. And it isn't surprising given how, um, attractive he is. How obviously and clearly attractive he is.
Ooh, Rod, you saucy little elf. Peering over your ray-bans at me like that, giving me the shivering goosebumps with your best come-hither expression that you've no doubt spent hours perfecting in the mirror. Well played, The Rod, well played. You're not creepy at all.
You've never looked finer, Rod, never finer. Dear god how I hope this is his official portrait above his fire place. Because you just
know he has a huge portrait of himself on his mantle. And this
needs to be it.
I hear ya, piglet. I think it might have something to do with those winsome eyebrows, feathered mullet, and tiny legs. They get me every time.
Ooh, Rod, you saucy little elf. Peering over your ray-bans at me like that, giving me the shivering goosebumps with your best come-hither expression that you've no doubt spent hours perfecting in the mirror. Well played, The Rod, well played. You're not creepy at all.
You've never looked finer, Rod, never finer. Dear god how I hope this is his official portrait above his fire place. Because you just know he has a huge portrait of himself on his mantle. And this needs to be it.
I hear ya, piglet. I think it might have something to do with those winsome eyebrows, feathered mullet, and tiny legs. They get me every time.
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hahah rod stewart. The name cracks me up, its funny how people almost always look like how their name sounds!
ReplyDeleteOh dear oh dear .....
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA Rod The Mod!
ReplyDeleteUm...excuse me..[flush]. Man, now I'm going to have to go make breakfast again.
ReplyDeleteYou are SOOOOOOOOOOO in trouble for this, missy!
ReplyDeleteHe's so hot. I especially like how his belly hangs over his tight pants now that he's more aged.
ReplyDeleteWhoever gave their child a Rod Stewart crib blanket needs to have their kid taken away from them, ASAP!
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