Monday 14 September 2009

whooo has the time

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Q: What time is it?

A: Well it's half past wonky eyeball. We should probably get a move on, we have to be out the door by quarter to meltface.

Q: Time flies when you're OH GOD SOMEONE ATE A PICNIC BLANKET FULL OF FLIP-FLOPS AND THREW IT UP IN THE SHAPE OF AN OWL.

9 comments:

  1. Sometimes it's just not nice to be green.

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  2. Oh the OWL is on LSD - Thank God ! I thought I was on LSD just looking at it !

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  3. Seriously, what IS this? It looks like it used to be a snack tray or something and stuff got glued all over it and turned it into an illegible clock from hell.

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  4. Wow. Time flies when you're a piece of shit.

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  5. god, i love your blog.
    my cat's a bit wary, but he can shut the f up.

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  6. If I only had fifty million dollars for every time I went to a cafeteria and realized my tray with shoddy meatloaf, green beans, and orange jello was in fact, a clock. Just sayin...

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  7. im also thinking of a flowery yeti's footprint.

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  8. I just about pissed myself laughing at this one.
    just discovered your blog... been reading post after post...

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