but this is ridiculous! *rimshot*
This is what happens when you shop your contracts for heart-warming fairy tale happy endings out to the lowest bidder. Shoddy workmanship.
The happiest night of your life and all your conversations go the same way: "Prince Charming! Why hello, I don't think OH MY FEET OH HOLY MOTHER OF FEET we've been properly introduced, my name is Cinderella, and of course I'm a big fan JUST CUT THEM OFF AND END THIS TWISTED CARNIVAL OF SHARPNESS of your work with the kingdom and all. Shall we dance languidly beneath that shaft of moonlight I AM IN A UNIVERSE OF PAIN?"
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Could not think of anything more witty than 'twisted carnival of sharpness'.
ReplyDeletethis says it all, for me.
you deserve an award!
Frothy masochism.
ReplyDeleteOMG! They look like they cause bleeding. Not a good look.
ReplyDelete<3,
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