Wednesday 4 March 2009

Wild Jewel Crochet Love Goddess Rainbow Sparkle Jumper

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Thank the fucking lord for ETSY. No, seriously. Without it, I never could have found my new favorite item ever, this Wild Jewel Crochet Love Goddess Rainbow Sparkle Jumper, which is, apparently, "Sewn with love, Sprinkled with magic and Created to Celebrate You".
Finally! Something made to celebrate ME! And, it's sprinkled with magic! Isn't it just my lucky day.


So thank you, ETSY, you've made my wildest dreams come to life! To terrifyingly vivid, lsd-induced, nauseating life. I'll take three!

Just look at how happy (and completely sane) this spectacular creation could make me appear:


And the best part is; it can all be mine for only $610! It's a steal, I tell you. A steal.

13 comments:

  1. The Hippie in me actually loves it (in an ironic sort of way). Should I buy it for the upcoming Bonnaroo Fest?

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  2. Can I get the T-shirt? $610? Seriously? A coincidence that this is your post time?

    Sprinkled with magic? Um....

    I love all the bright colors and it would probably fit it well at the Renaissance Festival in April.

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  3. It's the Amazing Technicolor Insanity Coat!

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  4. Wow-- I am itchy just looking at it. I'm even a fan of rainbow colors, but yipes. This is a special sort of scary. It's like Puff the Magic dragon decided to take up crochet.

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  5. That was a good yarn, Julia, but you can't tell me that was ever popular.

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  6. What a shame it wasn't ready in time for some lucky girl to wear it to an Inaugural Ball.

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  7. Wow...I think you just found someone's first-day-of-shitty-artschool outfit! Nicely done!!

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  8. I'm speechless. All my words were given up for Lent, so, um....I'll say nothing. My mother would be proud.

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  10. Think they make that in a thong pattern?

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  11. that cosmic crochet reminds me of the Snuggie- it's a garment, no it's a blanket- Wait, it's both!

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  12. I like it. It's definitely OOAK, colorful, different and the model looks spectacular in it. Some sheep out there is "Oh so proud that they may have contributed to this Rainbow Brite Creation". Could be the next Project Runway winner!

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