Tuesday, 10 March 2009

When 2+2=Heinous

Just like peanut butter and chocolate, football and spandex, and Britney Spears and Cheetos, many of my favorite things in life go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong. It's called symbiosis, and it's a beautiful thing.

Unfortunately, though, not everything fantastic in life mixes as well as vodka and apple pucker, a concept that some crafters appear to take as a personal challenge. Unfortunately.

For example:
I like beer, and I like hats. And yet...

This beerhat is just awful.
Just awful.

Again; I like cake, and I like presents. Yet...

I don't think I like my presents wrapped in cake.
In fact, I'm temped to write this crafter a citation for egregious misuse and/or abuse of pastry, which as far as I am concerned, should be illegal. Very, very illegal.

Lastly; I like watermelon, and I'm definitely down with recycling, yet...

I think this is all-kinds-of god-forsaken ugly. Shocking, I know, given the level of craftsmanship.


  1. Ok-went looking for sumthing funnie and I got to say your beer hat cracked me up---!
    Definately a 9.3 om my wicked funny-o-meter-sure you are not from Soldotna-or wrse Nikiski Alaska-they to stuff like that out that way--

  2. Damnit. I'd just put the finishing touches on your Easter gift, and now I feel that you're not going to appreciate my lovingly crafted bacon and taffeta slippers.

  3. You wonder what people are thinking. The watermelon and beer can is pointless or maybe I'm not capable of understanding the "meaning". Too weird.

    The cake-wrapped jar is gross.

    Now the hat? I can see folks at the racetrack with these. Not that I like it though.

  4. "I'm gonna crush a soda can and frame it as art."

    "That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard."

    "Well I'm gonna color some watermelons on it first."

    "Oh! That sounds AWESOME!"

  5. In my book this is ranked right up there with "Snowman Poop" (cotton balls) and those hideous purses made of old juice box cartons.

    *dry heave*

  6. The hat? Gotta get me one before football season starts!

  7. My grandma made me a hat like that when i was a youngster (the 1970's, of course.)
    She used pepsi cans, though so as not to corrupt my young morals.


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