Finally! Someone has addressed my urgent need for a professional-looking desk-top pencil slash business card holder. Nothing screams "I am a capable and trustworthy business-like person" than a melting, shit colored, should-have-been-paper-mache'd-and-that's-saying-a-lot pencil slash business card holder. For, you know, your desk. At work. To impress your colleagues and clients. I mean, if this doesn't strike a sense of fear, admiration, and awe into the very heart of all who behold it, I'm not sure what will.
FYI, as always, this was made by an adult, and is currently for sale at the low low price of only $15.99 on Etsy! Will the wonders never cease.