Wow. Really, just wow. I think that, quite possibly, this is the worst idea ever. Seriously. If only I were exaggerating. Honestly, the only thing that could possibly make this tape-measure belt any worse is a matching pair of loafers with scales in the soles and a digital display for your forehead, and that's only marginally worse. I think I can honestly say that I would rather hire a small child to hold up my pants all day than use a tape measure as a belt. In fact, if given the choice, I would rather staple my jeans to my abdomen than wear a tape measure as a belt. Hell, I would surely prefer to not wear any pants at all and wrap the tape measure around my face enough times to obscure my identity (and/or lose consciousness) than actually wear a tape-measure as a belt. It is just that bad of an idea.BTW, is anyone else wondering what the holy fuck happened to this crafter's bellybutton?
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See? Proof that she MUST be an alien! No belly button.
ReplyDeleteThat pic makes me want to hide in my room until sensible fashion is restored.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until someone comes up with an idea on how to build a digital scale on a t-shirt. So on the front and back of the t-shirt, it will display the real weight for everyone to see.
ReplyDeleteMy gosh, I laughed, and laughed some more, and them even more.
ReplyDeleteHubby just said Home Depot had those for awhile. I'll pass on that. I guess that "airbrushed" the belly button. Making it had some weird piercing.
ReplyDeleteWorst Idea Ever.
ReplyDeleteWow. So.... yeah. Haha. I laughed pretty hard at this. Then I read the end and was like "Where IS the belly button???" :)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the only thing that could make this better would be some kind of printed t-shirt with concentric rings on it that indicated what your boob size is.
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