Tuesday, 2 June 2009

This Does Not Please Me. I Am Not Pleased.

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WHO DOES THIS?! SERIOUSLY. I WANT TO KNOW. WHO KNITS AN ASPARAGUS. JUST ONE. JUST ONE ASPARAGUS (or is it asparigi?). JUST ONE, SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED, ASPARAGUS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? IS THERE ANYTHING ONE CAN DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? I NEED TO KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW.
Posted by Julia D at 19:51
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15 comments:

  1. Tommye2 June 2009 at 20:08

    Somebody with WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands.

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  2. Anonymous2 June 2009 at 20:11

    Ha! LMBO!

    I don't have any answers...just laughs!

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  3. Meghann2 June 2009 at 20:31

    Ha HA! Oh man, the green peni strikes again, LOL

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  4. Eric2 June 2009 at 20:40

    This guy showed up at the lost and found desk looking for something.

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  5. C.B.Jones2 June 2009 at 22:17

    If that thing is incapable of pleasing you, then all I can say is....damn....

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  6. ReformingGeek2 June 2009 at 23:19

    Or it's a really skinny zucchini.

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  7. nipsy3 June 2009 at 00:41

    Whooo hoooo... veggie love comes into play again..

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  8. Chris3 June 2009 at 04:10

    Who stole Godzilla's weiner cozy?

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  9. DouglasDyer3 June 2009 at 04:54

    No matter what you do with it, your pee is going to smell funny.

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  10. Heather Cherry3 June 2009 at 18:14

    Oh Jules, this was one awesome post. Made of 100% complete awesomeness. P.S. I think "asparagus" is singular and "asparagi" is plural. "Asparaguy", on the other hand is a dude in an asparagus costume.

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  11. Mom3 June 2009 at 23:56

    Does it come with a side of crocheted Hollandaise?

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  12. grouse.and.badger4 June 2009 at 04:45

    Mom's comment about Hollandaise is priceless! Please don't tell us what someone would do with this...I'm scared.

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  13. Anonymous4 June 2009 at 17:15

    hahahahaha wow...

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  14. Mama Needs a Cosmo6 June 2009 at 05:11

    That's a cover for a trans-vaginal ultrasound probe. Didn't you know that??

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  15. Anonymous18 June 2009 at 03:20

    'Green Porno' is the only thing that comes to mind right now. (it's a series on sundance channel... look it up! sheesh.)

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