WHO DOES THIS?! SERIOUSLY. I WANT TO KNOW. WHO KNITS AN ASPARAGUS. JUST ONE. JUST ONE ASPARAGUS (or is it asparigi?). JUST ONE, SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED, ASPARAGUS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? IS THERE ANYTHING ONE CAN DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? I NEED TO KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW.
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Somebody with WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands.
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Ha! LMBO!
ReplyDeleteI don't have any answers...just laughs!
Ha HA! Oh man, the green peni strikes again, LOL
ReplyDeleteThis guy showed up at the lost and found desk looking for something.
ReplyDeleteIf that thing is incapable of pleasing you, then all I can say is....damn....
ReplyDeleteOr it's a really skinny zucchini.
ReplyDeleteWhooo hoooo... veggie love comes into play again..
ReplyDeleteWho stole Godzilla's weiner cozy?
ReplyDeleteNo matter what you do with it, your pee is going to smell funny.
ReplyDeleteOh Jules, this was one awesome post. Made of 100% complete awesomeness. P.S. I think "asparagus" is singular and "asparagi" is plural. "Asparaguy", on the other hand is a dude in an asparagus costume.
ReplyDeleteDoes it come with a side of crocheted Hollandaise?
ReplyDeleteMom's comment about Hollandaise is priceless! Please don't tell us what someone would do with this...I'm scared.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha wow...
ReplyDeleteThat's a cover for a trans-vaginal ultrasound probe. Didn't you know that??
ReplyDelete'Green Porno' is the only thing that comes to mind right now. (it's a series on sundance channel... look it up! sheesh.)
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