Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Perfect With That Little Red Dress

You know, I found this picture like a month ago and I thought something was just off about the whole thing. I couldn't quite put my finger on it at the time, but something just struck me as, well, off-putting. Off-putting, and yet, somehow oddly familiar. Oddly familiar, and yet, strangely unpleasant. Strangely unpleasant, and yet, well, strangely unpleasant.

And then, this morning I awoke, took a cold hard look at it, and suddenly knew exactly what was wrong: It looks like a tampon. It looks like a tampon with a blue beaded holster. It looks like a tampon with a blue beaded holster that is meant to be worn around the neck, as jewelery. And there it is. It's a beaded tampon necklace. Which is, inherently, lol-worthy.


  1. Yep. Tampon was my first thought. I'm so glad it isn't used or dyed red.


  2. You mean that's NOT what it is?!?!

  3. If you were out and about and got caught short without any feminine hygiene products would you rather be wearing an elegant string of pearls or this beautiful and useful necklace?


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