Friday, 26 June 2009

The Decline and Fall of Western Silverization


If Modest is Hottest, then what are you doing with that shimmery silver key-chain bauble, you brazen harlot? Back in the day, a real lady kept her keys swaddled in muslin, wrapped in burlap, and folded into a sturdy manilla envelope that was then sealed with wax and imprinted with her oldest male relative's insignia ring. Tramp.


  1. I can see how they got the trained rodents to chisel the letters into the bauble, but I'm pretty sure they weren't happy with chewing the argentium evenly all the way around the circumference.

    ps - your interpretation of this piece was epic.

  2. Couldn't have said it better myself, lol. See what happens when you have a keychain like that? some creepy guys starts leering at your back....*shudder*

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tramp, indeed.

  4. you forgot floozy, stumpet, hussey and tart!!


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