
WHO DOES THIS?! SERIOUSLY. I WANT TO KNOW. WHO KNITS AN ASPARAGUS. JUST ONE. JUST ONE ASPARAGUS (or is it asparigi?). JUST ONE, SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED, ASPARAGUS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? IS THERE ANYTHING ONE CAN DO WITH JUST ONE SUSPICIOUSLY SHAPED ASPARAGUS? I NEED TO KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW.