Thursday 29 January 2009

Schitzophrenics Always Give The Crappiest Presents

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I believe I have finally found a crapft that officially defies explanation:



I think part of my cerebral cortex just imploded a little bit. Unfortunately, the whole thing is all just a shade too insane for a mere mortal like myself to try and comprehend. Although, admittedly, I'm almost really curious about what this whackadoodle's Christmas cards look like. Just imagine...

Front:
"Don't be Afraid of Spiders, it's Christmas"
Inside:
"Drink Some Coffee"

Ooh, or how about Valentine's Day...

Front:
"Don't Stop Skateboarding, it's Valentines Day"
Inside:
"Eat Some Jello"

The possibilities are endless, really.


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5 comments:

  1. I loled. For real, like I actually l'ed ol.

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  2. Who would have known Schizos give bad presents. I would have guessed it depended on the dominant personality at any given time. Anyway, I love your blog can I link to it? Interested in a link exchange? http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com
    Hit me up! Let me know!

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  3. This officially earns a WTH?

    Nice find.

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  4. haha... that is funny

    i feel like that is something that may have come out of our high school brains at one point... maybe at the same time that i almost fell into my soup that day... all i have to say is... wow.

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