Monday, 26 January 2009

I've found Jesus!

It has come to my attention recently that Jesus has started making the rounds again, turning up unannounced (and looking slightly bedraggled. Let's be fair.) on an array of surprisingly gourmet foodstuffs. And apparently not just any food; no, not our Jesus. After extensive researching, I've noticed patterns in his preferences, and not surprisingly, he seems to prefer seafood and alcohol. I guess some things never change.

For example, he recently popped up on a half-eaten piece of shrimp (Fancy!):

As well as a delicious, delicious perogi (Extravagant!):

And he doesn't much seem to mind melting himself to an oyster, either (Not Allergic!):

Or helping himself to a nice bottle of hard cider (Classy!):

Or, perhaps most understandably, here he is enjoying a burnt-to-hell fish finger (Expensive!):

And prepare yourself, everyone... I, too, have also recently found Jesus on a food item! Now, you might have to squint a little bit to see him, but I think I found him on a pumpkin seed for sale at Etsy for $6! I know! It's a miracle!

Of course, to be honest, pumpkin-seed Nicole Kidman was also available for $7, so, uhm, there ya go.


  1. Oh my! You may or may not know this, but I have a bit of a Jesus fetish and this really turned me on.

    Yes, I am a sick, sick woman. :)

  2. I'm horribly conflicted.

    Since Jesus (not to be confused with our Mexican neighbor Jesus) was a Jew, is it not a dreadful sin for him to appear as a shrimp or on an oyster shell? Shell fish is so verboten I just can't imagine how he could overcome the stigma of such non-kosher debacles.

    If I ask "what would Jesus do", I don't think shrimp would be the answer.

    fun post - cheers.

  3. Those are great! I always crack up when I see people selling Jesus toast

  4. But why does Nicole Kidman have a beard?

  5. The fish stick better resembles Alan Rickman!

  6. @ Michelle

    Oh, you're totally right. I have to question, though, if that says something about the many faces of the Jesus or the awesomeness of the Rickman. Like, I wonder which one tastes better.

  7. Too funny! And that Nicole Kidman one? They forgot to make her forehead bigger!

    Ya know to fit her ego?

    heh heh

    And no I'm not jealous.

    AT least I don't think I am.


    Ah, what the heck, I am jealous!

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