It has come to my attention recently that Jesus has started making the rounds again, turning up unannounced (and looking slightly bedraggled. Let's be fair.) on an array of surprisingly gourmet foodstuffs. And apparently not just any food; no, not our Jesus. After extensive researching, I've noticed patterns in his preferences, and not surprisingly, he seems to prefer seafood and alcohol. I guess some things never change.
For example, he recently popped up on a half-eaten piece of shrimp (Fancy!):
As well as a delicious, delicious perogi (Extravagant!):
And he doesn't much seem to mind melting himself to an oyster, either (Not Allergic!):
Or helping himself to a nice bottle of hard cider (Classy!):
Or, perhaps most understandably, here he is enjoying a burnt-to-hell fish finger (Expensive!):
And prepare yourself, everyone... I, too, have also recently found Jesus on a food item! Now, you might have to squint a little bit to see him, but I think I found him on a pumpkin seed for sale at Etsy for $6! I know! It's a miracle!
Of course, to be honest, pumpkin-seed Nicole Kidman was also available for $7, so, uhm, there ya go.
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