Thursday, 15 January 2009

Hello! Julia's invited me on board, and I have to say, I couldn't be happier. It's time the earnest and unassuming people of the world finally got what's coming to them. And that what's is AN APOCALYPSE OF SCORN, yeaaah. Knit yourself a scorn cozy.

Actually the truth is I have actually opened an etsy store of my own recently, and really embraced the handmade lifestyle. It's been an adjustment for sure. Selling crafts on Etsy is the most girly thing I've ever done in my life, and that includes menstruation. So clearly, while I am forced to be mostly earnest in my business dealings, I desperately need an outlet for these toxic levels of snark I am carrying. Hence: invited.

So check this out.

For Sale: beautiful sterling silver hostessing platter, hand-smelted by master artisans in the 17th century
Minor Damage: three and a half terrifying gingermutants. have tried scraping them, burning them, and dashing them with holy water. will not leave platter. on the plus side, the one with the sideburns and the firecrotch looks like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.
Price: I will pay you to take it away from me.


  1. I like how the one has a half cocked head... "you looking at me?"

  2. I love how the one that is solely comprised of a floating head is the only one who truly looks happy with himself. I feel there should be a lesson in there somewhere.

  3. The more I look at this picture, the more awesome it becomes. I'm not completely sure how that is possible, but I'm gonna go with it.

  4. It seems that the happy bear has performed a bodily function - I dare not guess what - so spectacular that it has blown his head off and left him seeing stars.

    And whatever it was have left his pals exasperated (right), quizzical (bottom) and plain old grumpy (left).

    Note that happy bear's eyeballs have flown off and landed neatly on grumpy's shirt.

    G. Henry


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