Wednesday, 25 February 2009

More Effective Than a Chastity Belt

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While I'm all for immortalizing the miracle of pregnancy via a shiny, silver, silhouetted pendant, I am decidedly not all for making said pendant resemble the newest addition to Damien Hirst's "Distinctly Damien" jewellery line, nor, alternatively, a 50-style diagram of what a knocked-up, limb-deficient 5-year-old girl looks like.

Seriously though, the lack of appendages is almost more distracting than the foetus hatching inside her upper intestine. Almost.

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  1. What in the name of Jaysus. This silhouette should be printed on those "expectant mother" parking spaces at the mall.

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  2. Hi!
    This will be a great gift to a pregnant friend.
    See you around.

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  3. The one of the Octomom is even more freaky, though.

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  4. No, the chastity belt is more effective.

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