Yes, I know everyone on here is a big loser, but "The Biggest Loser" was already taken. Go figure. So we have a winner! The biggest winner!
And somebody actually guessed correctly what the fuck this glowing Jesus baby is all about: Msunflower! Because it's a glow-in-the-dark Baby Jesus Soap-on-a-rope. Why you need your baby jesuses glowing, soapy and ropey is beyond me, but Msunflower guessed correctly. So (s)he wins my undying love (I know, I'm easy). So, uh, (s)he wins! How the hell (s)he knew what it was, I have no idea. Maybe (s)he has one. I suppose there's nothing like rubbing your nalgas down first thing in the morning wuth a glowing sudsy baby Jesus. Anyway, congrats!
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PS: Fanboy Wife gets the runner-up for also guessing correctly, but guessing late. Sucks to be you.
PPS: My favourite answer was given by Haley. So you also win. Kinda. You're a winner to me.