That would make a great White Elephant gift. Knowing my luck, I'd end up with it.
That would make a perfect White Elephant gift! Now, why does it have a second head wired to its hand-stub?
Do they make Halloween nutcrackers?
is that a cigar shop raven?
Something about that makes me want to pray a prayer that mentions the wickedness and snares of the devil. And I'm fairly sure it'll make an appearance in my next Benadryl fueled dream, what with its clown pantaloons and all.
"We're on the island of misfit toys..." :P