I have big news, everyone! It's our birthday! Believe it or not, Homemade Hilarity has been spewing vitriol, darkening doorways, and making crafters cry tears of spite for an entire year now. What a wonderful achievement! I feel like I've really done something to, you know, to like, better society and shit. So pass me a tall warm glass of Champale cause I'm gonna celebrate!
To help ring in a brand new holiday season, and to commemorate HH's milestone, I've compiled a simple guide to creating your very own elegant, classy, young-Hollywood-chic Christmas (brought to you by ETSY!). You know, for when you want to feel like you're really living the high-life of all the Winehouses and Hiltons out there, but can't afford to splash out on real cocain and herpes, Homemade Hilarity is here to help. Because we love you.
this fine specimen from ETSY for $32. Either way.
Silver Japanese Maple" (wink wink) ornaments. And hang them EVERYWHERE. Everywhere. Because they're elegant. And tooootally representative of your love for "Silver Japanese Maple" leaves. Yes. That's right. Maple leaves. Non-smokeable Maple leaves.
This lovely $7 mouse.
Lindsay Lohan snowman figurine! From the "snow" on her nose to her emaciated frame, this is sure to be a hit with all the deluded starlets this holiday season. For only $65, this anorexic trippy-eyed treat should take pride-of-place on any cigarette-stained mantle or glass-topped coffee table.
Hope this guide will be of some help, all you crazy hipster kids out there. Just, you know, enjoy Christmas responsibly. Don't drink and drive and all that. And lay off the wacky tobaccy. And crack is whack. And stay in school. Hugs, not drugs, kids.
Also, feel free to send birthday presents! We love birthday presents! We also love posting birthday presents! Presents sent to us in the form of fun pictures! We love posting them with links back to the birthday present picture sender! (not so subtle wink wink).
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