Given that Easter is right around the corner and, as we all know, nothing says "Jesus died and then came back to life before disappearing entirely from a cave" quite like pink bunnies laying eggs, so I thought I'd appease the marshmallowed forces that be and slap this lil guy up to help herald in this not-at-all-pagan holiday. Though, truthfully, I can't be sure if it is a bunny in the process of eating a small child, or a small child wearing a startled bunny. Or what, exactly, it is made out of. Or what happened to its limbs. Or what the hell it is, really. Nonetheless, this is extremely pink and shiny and I'm guessing covered in pop-rocks so if it doesn't fit the bill for a thoroughly religious Easterday, I couldn't tell you what does.
Oh, and it would seem that I may have been ripped off by another site (although, to be fair, I'm a big fan of their work). Here's mine, dated March 4th, and here's theirs, dated April 1st. If it's true, I guess I'm flattered?