Tuesday 8 December 2009

Look at me! I'm gonna be popular!

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So it's come to my attention recently that the crapft site(s) that really seem to be drawing a large crowd are the same crapft site(s) that encompass no discernable writing talent. Whatsoever. And ironically, these sites are the ones getting book deals. So I thought I could give it a try (ie: not being clever, or writing very much), seeing as it's much easier anyway, and see what happens. So here we go:Hah! It's a snowman ornament, and it's intentionally hideous! Hilarious!
And you can buy it here!


Now tell all your friends how funny I am so I can get popular!

14 comments:

  1. OK, now I *really* need to know which sites you're not-so-subtly hating on. Por favor.

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  2. I want to know which sites as well!

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  3. Awww don't be hatin.

    I gotta say they have good marketing skills at that site (ie every post is also a facebook update, the site is pro designed etc) BUT I prefer your site over ALL the others because you're the only one whose bitterness doesn't make my tummy hurt. You prefer funny over mean! Which I like :)

    I like mean too just not as much.

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  4. The new holiday claymation special was looking for a psychotic villain in a nightcap. I think we have a winner.

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  5. You're fuuuuuunieee!
    Way better than craptastic writing on other sites. I follow your blog to actually READ what you have to say!

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  6. I think the people at the "R" site know people or something......I was wondering myself why that one became popular so fast.....descriptions with the "f" word in everyone is not all that impressive, but they sure do have a following (I'm guilty, I check it out everyday, just like here).

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  7. And the ornament? It looks like a clown, not a snowman......nothing Christmasy about it!

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  8. Aw, you're a star. Now please take that snowman away.

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  9. Is he watching a book deal try to sneak up on him ????...or being threatened with a hair dryer ???

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  10. Maybe you don't feature enough vaginas on your blog? That *other* site seems to have one at least every other day. So therefore vaginas = book deals?

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  11. There are far too many postings on the 'other site' -going for quantity rather than quality-
    and now it's becoming all post-modern-self-parodying-self-knowing with bad crafters making bad crafts of bad crafts to sell which the 'other site' promotes- crap will eat itself.

    PS The clown snowman is too well made!

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  12. I heart your blog and always will! I Googled the author name on that other site and I think Marni is right...if it's the person anyway. Have a great Christmas and keep up the good work!

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