Saturday, 24 October 2009

So There's a Back-Story to This One (vagina)

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So I just got an iPhone, which I have found beyond amazing, and I downloaded the free 'google search' application. With vocal recognition. Or so they claim. Anyway, I'm not even going to go into what I was trying to search for, vocally, but here's what I got:


And there you have it. A giant, homemade, bike-riding vagina. With its own personal assistant.
And all I was searching for was local sea-food restaurants.
I'm impressed.


WOW, GUYS, I'M AMOST TO 250 FOLLOWERS! IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW ME ALREADY, PLEASE DO SO SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DRINK MYSELF INTO AN EXCITED FRENZY TONIGHT!

13 comments:

  1. That vagina looks rode hard and put away..... wet?

    Beyond disgusting.

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  2. Hooray, don't get too wasted! Thanks for always making me laugh . . .

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  3. What size diaphragm would you need for that?

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  4. I'm the exact opposite. I always look for vaginas on bikes and end up in seafood restaurants.

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  5. ahhh, good to finally put a face with the scent, so to speak. they say the camera always adds a few pounds.

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  6. Can you imagine driving along and that goes whizzing by, so to speak, on the sidewalk?

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  7. GOOD LORD! That is a bit too large for me. And nice hairs... ick.

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  8. good lord please post something new! for some sick reason my rss feed loves this thing and its stuck on the front page! ahh!

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  9. I'm convinced that this is a costume (and one of the better ones) from a 1982 episode of Doctor Who, when he visited the star system Labia Minora.

    I think it was entitled 'Doctor Who and the Uterine Doom'. I don't remember the bicycle, though; they were more technologically advanced than that. Rather vagina-ey but advanced.

    Ah. More innocent times.

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  10. Looks like a couple of twins and triplets fought their way -- kicking and screaming -- out of that thing.

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