Tits or ass? Well, I'll tell you.

Hi guys! Sorry I've been away for a few days. I've been, you know, doing things. Rescuing orphaned kittens. Saving babies. Helping old ladies cross the road.  Trying to find a real job that actually pays real money.  That kind of thing.  But I'm back, and ready to make fun of more well-meaning crafters.

Anyway, today we're going to take a look at this:

 If you said "Jiminy Christmas, that looks like Spongeboob Squarepants"  then you would be correct.  Because it is.  Quite pointedly.

I love a crafter with a good immature pun.  I just hope I can find a homemade "Lady-boy and the Tramp" magnet for next week.

Sponge Bob Strange Pants

Wow guys. Just wow. I had no idea just how many bizarre chrocheted manifestations of Sponge Bob existed in the crafting underworld of the magical internet tubez. Evidently, there are at least two. And this is one of them. And it scares the holy fuck out of me.

For double points, imagine the white stripe as Sponge Bob's crack-induced grin. It'll make you chuckle.


Thanks to Patty G for sending this in!

It's Staring Straight Through My Soul. My Shriveled, Blackened Excuse For A Soul.

Oh good god. Very rarely in the course of this blog, and indeed life, do I come accross a crapft so extraordinary, so awe-inspiring, so truly exceptional that it renders itself reminicent of a full English breakfast wearing a suit. Or a badly crocheted Spongebob. With fangs. Yet here we have it, in all it's noodely-appendaged glory. And I hardly know what to do with it.


Thanks to Patricia Gasparino for the tip!
And believe me, look out for more items from this seller coming soon.