Tits or ass? Well, I'll tell you.

Hi guys! Sorry I've been away for a few days. I've been, you know, doing things. Rescuing orphaned kittens. Saving babies. Helping old ladies cross the road.  Trying to find a real job that actually pays real money.  That kind of thing.  But I'm back, and ready to make fun of more well-meaning crafters.

Anyway, today we're going to take a look at this:

 If you said "Jiminy Christmas, that looks like Spongeboob Squarepants"  then you would be correct.  Because it is.  Quite pointedly.

I love a crafter with a good immature pun.  I just hope I can find a homemade "Lady-boy and the Tramp" magnet for next week.

It's Hard To Know What To Say In Times Like This

You know, at first I saw this and thought "well, maybe if this were done well then it wouldn't be so heinous. Charming, even."

And then I looked at it again and realized that no, even if this were done well, it would still be pretty fucking bad.


Alright, my behbehs, I have three more awesome fucking sites (AFS's) for you. Let's start with

0 to 30 in 90 days: I think this site is about someone adopting 30 kids in 90 days or something. Or ninety kids in 30 days. or 3 kids in nine days times ten. or a really, really slow car. Or something. Either way, it's heartwarming and totally worth checking out.

Snark 'N Beans: This site is run by two adorable young ladies with a really funny streak. I teetered on even posting their link because they're so much funnier than I am and make me look bad. Even if they do leave spam comments ;)

ETCWTF: This appears to be another site aimed at exploiting the hilarious world of lame artists. If you like Homemade Hilarity, you'll love their site. For example:




You see what I mean.