Apparently third place was a used Q-tip stapled to a oily sock. With a dead kitten inside.
And just a side-note: I've officially never seen the term "amateur" used so flatteringly. I can think of lots of words to describe this tomfuckery, but "amateur" isn't one of them. I think the word "amateur" still denotes a certain level of aptitude, or a least a person giving half a rat's ass, neither of which are attributes I could honestly level at this artistic genius.