COME ON

Now I'm not going to say that this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch, but I will throw it out there that this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch.

Seriously, this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch.  It brings a whole new meaning to the term "glory hole".

I'm going straight to hell, aren't I.  I doubt I'll pass go, and I'm certainly not collecting $100.

Whoa Everyone, Just Whoa.

Sorry I disappeared for about two years there, everyone.  I suppose I should have left a note, or sent a postcard, or at least called the kids on Christmas or something, but it's kind of a funny story really.  No, no, I'll tell you all about it later.  I can see you're busy with your new favourite website and I wouldn't really want to interfere.  I'm just stopping through to let you know that I'm back around and that I'm really going to make something of myself this time.  No, seriously.  I'm going to get myself cleaned up, maybe design a new header, just get the whole website organized, try to make you and the kids real proud of me again.  Here; just to show my dedication I even brought you a new crapft:

See!  See how much I care! I BROUGHT YOU A CARTOON COUPLE MADE OUT OF BANDAIDS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!  LOVE ME!!!111

Okay, I'm cool, I'm cool. I just, you know, care.  So I'm gonna go now, but I'll be back.  Go ahead and tell your parents that I haven't died, and I'm going to make it all okay this time.  Tell them that.

One thing before I go, though - can you loan me 50 bucks until Tuesday?  I'm good for it this time, I swear.

So Here's The Story, Morninglory

I just wanted to post a quick update on here for everyone who's been wondering what the hell just happened to me.  Basically, I got sick.  I got real sick.  I got acute tonsillitis which turned into septecemia, which I'm still fighting off.  So don't worry - I'm on all sorts of meds, but I'm basically just really exhausted.  All the freaking time.  So just bear with me, my lambs, and I seriously hope to be 100% as soon as possible.  And then we'll bring back teh awesome.

I also wanted to throw it out there that if anyone wants to do some guest posts in the meantime, please just email me at mizzdrake@hotmail.com and let me know, and we'll see what we can work out.

<3,
Julia

Quartopus

Hmm...  something, something is not right here.  Can't.. quite... put my finger on it....  ...
It just feels, you know, like something integral to the very fabric of what makes an octopus an octopus may be missing here....

But I quite like the disgruntled expression.  It looks like he just hiccupped and farted a little bit at the same time. That's always attractive in a crocheted aquatic animal.

Yes. An Adult Made This. Proudly.

 

My understanding is that wine coolers had nothing to do with this.  So there's really no excuse.