COME ON

Now I'm not going to say that this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch, but I will throw it out there that this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch.

Seriously, this Jesus light switch has an ill-placed light switch.  It brings a whole new meaning to the term "glory hole".

I'm going straight to hell, aren't I.  I doubt I'll pass go, and I'm certainly not collecting $100.