I guess that this, techinically, qualifies as a hat, in the same way that a frisbee balanced on your forehead could, technically, qualify as a hat. Or a paper towel, draped accross your cranium could, technically, qualify as a hat. Or a bucket, worn a variety of ingenious ways could, technically, qualify as a hat. All the same, though, I am not willing to cede that any of those items would, technically, qualify as attractive. And, apparently, neither does a crocheted placemat. I mean, even the cat is all "WTF".
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