Some Intern Got Paid Waaaay Too Much For These

So I've been trying to get the Homemade Hilarity facebook fanpage up and running lately, which, given the fact that I have the internets skillz of your 85-year-old grandpa, hasn't been easy. The high point of the experience, though, was when I went to make some HH flair buttons, and was affronted instead by these on the main page:

WTF.

Seriously, WTF.

As in, SRSLY. WTF.

I realize that these 'advertisement' flair buttons were made by Dawn (you know, the liquid soap company) in some awkward attempt to bring social awareness to the uh, plight of the, uh.. well... I have no freaking idea. I have no clue what the hell it is, exactly, that Dawn wants me so desperately to show some flair-ed compassion for and SAVE. Which is a bit, well, counterproductive, one would think, especially as the first one looks suspiciously like a dead penguin and the second one resembles the physical manifestation of batshit-crazy. So, way to go there Dawn. Opening the eyes of the world to the growing and devastating lack of dead penguins and metaphysical conceptions of tomfuckery, one useless facebook application at a time. Go ahead and give yourself a high-five.

After 5 Beers And A Joint I'm Sure This Seemed Brilliant

I love the fact that I found this item for sale online. No, I'm lying; I looooooove the fact that I found this item for sale online. I absolutely adore the idea that some stoner (I can only assume) picked up their used and slightly sticky bottle of SoBe Lizard Lava drink, washed out the cigarette butts, and then spent hours transforming said bottle into what they have optimistically described as a "Red-Themed Hanging Vase With Buttons." And are trying to sell it now for $18.

Awww, bless.

But good luck with that, my hippie friend, and hopefully next time we'll see what you can do with a handful of patchoulie and half a grape Snapple.