I.. uhm.. Don't Even Know Where To Go With This One

So I was just innocently looking up apple recipes on the internet, and this one cought my eye. Dear god, how I wish there were a photo:

APPLE CINNAMON COOKIE DOUGH

Ingredients:

• 1 cup ground cinnamon
• 1 cup applesauce
• 1/4 cup white school glue (optional)

Directions:

1. Add the cinnamon to the applesauce until you get a clay-like consistency.
2. You may add glue for added thickness.
3. Once the dough is mixed, create shapes with your hands or roll the dough out and use cookie cutters.
4. Add glitter for fun!
5. Let the dough dry.

PLEASE, dear readers, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Or if you do, I heartily suggest you opt-out of the glue and glitter. Or at least the glue. Shitting glitter could be fun on the weekends.

Seriously, though, these sound like horrible cookies.

Not Everything That Glitters is Golden Girls

Oh, girls, what happened? I know it's been a few years since you all parted ways, but still, hot damn. Since we all last saw each other, Rue's apparently been hit upside the head with the ugly end of a 2x4, Betty's been spending her new-found free time growing a gap in her front teeth (or, alternatively, eating copious amounts of spinach), and Bea has evidently discovered her inner Chola. And Estelle? Well, Estelle died. Which is possibly the only thing more unfortunate than this group portrait o' glitter.

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