Deja Boob

Ohmygodyouguys... Remember that camo boob blanket I posted way back when? Yeah. I had noooo idea it was part of a matching set until yesterday, when I came across this:



Which doesn't exactly prove my point until you flip it over and get a face fulla these big ol' rubber baby buggy bumpers:



Somewhere, deep down, in the furthest recesses of my cold, insignificant heart, I actually really love this. It looks comfortable as hell.

I'd like a glass of the house white please.

Because nothing says "classy and sophisticated home decor" like a dick joke.

Speaking of classy and sophisticated, here is a charming little number from the darkest recesses of Etsy:



I would make a joke here, but that would only serve to enhance any mental images you might already have, and you don't deserve that kind of treatment. (Just remember, etiquette demands that you keep your pinkie finger up. Up where, etiquette does not say.) Alright, so I made one joke.