Deja Boob

Ohmygodyouguys... Remember that camo boob blanket I posted way back when? Yeah. I had noooo idea it was part of a matching set until yesterday, when I came across this:



Which doesn't exactly prove my point until you flip it over and get a face fulla these big ol' rubber baby buggy bumpers:



Somewhere, deep down, in the furthest recesses of my cold, insignificant heart, I actually really love this. It looks comfortable as hell.

Clothing Tech

As modern women struggle to deal with all the challenges placed before us, it's comforting to know that cutting edge science is being mined every day for new technology that will make our lives easier. Even as we speak Bra Strap Scientists here at the prestigious Merkin Labs (a wholly owned subsidiary of the research arm of the Dove Foundation) are developing bold new strategies for showing off your bra straps.

There's the Screen Door.


There's the Sag Harbor .


An exciting breakthrough by one of our most precocious grad students, here on a Playtex Fellowship, lead to this innovation, which we like to call the Durffenhurffer Gap of Inexplicable Purpose.


And of course you recognize the original bra strap display technology, the innovator of them all, Mauled By Angry Fashion Tigers .
I hope you've enjoyed your tour of Merkin Labs, please make sure to enjoy a complimentary cupcake on your way to the elevator.

I have taste, it's just not the good kind.

Alternate Universe Bizarro JK says (deadpan sarcastic):

Pasties on a shirt are about as useful as tits on a helper monkey.

Real JK says (extremely excited):

Oh hell yeah. I want to wear that pasties shirt, put some tiny pasties on the sexy helper monkey perched on my shoulder, and go do some go-go dancing.

Camo andBoobs, Together at Last!

Hey everyone! I'm gonna be gone for just a couple days, probably until Tuesday, so I'll just leave you with a boobie blanket in the meantime. Because, well, why the hell not. Enjoy.