Playgirl Centerfold of the Month

Just when you finally get used to the idea that people sew their own reusable flannel maxi pads, and you finally say "Well, that's not so weird. Kind of makes sense, really, good for them," and you move on, someone comes along with something like this.



If you ever had sex dreams about the hunky guy from the Diet Coke commercials in which he ripped his shirt off, flexed his pecs, grinned charmingly while his skin glistened in the sunlight, and then you bled all over his neck and shoulders... well, your ship has finally come in.

Just What I want When I'm Bleeding From My Vahoohah

This is just to tide you over until I can post something more substantial.

They're maxi pads. Hand-made out of flannel. Because flannel is so famously hypo-allergenic and hand-washable. And absorbent.

If you don't see something funny about that, you don't deserve to be looking at my site.