Money Can't Buy Class. Or, Evidently, A Nice Pair of Jeans.

For anyone who has ever wondered what a pair of $900 hand-painted jeans looks like, feast your eyes on these fancy pants:

Aaaand, the back:

They're so glamorous! And expensive! And non-washable! If you ask me, they're perfect down to the last detail; from the columns of unblinking eyeballs on the front to the grocery list of ex-boyfriends in puff-paint down the back, their beauty is in the details, my friends, their beauty is in the details.
And I love the way they were made to match a pair of high-heeled Crocs. Classy. In fact, $900 worth of classy.