I'm back, and bitchier than ever!!!

Welcome back, everyone!! Did you lot have a great holiday? I know I sure did. In between getting drunk, eating pies, getting drunk, opening presents, and getting drunk, I spent my time knitting attractive tea cozies:



posting tutorials on cutoutandkeep.net on how to wrap yarn around paper towel tubes:



recreating the Chicago skyline out of gingerbread:



and making an edible USS Enterprise:



No. But I did meet George Takei the day after Christmas. Which was just about the best thing that happened to me last decade. I think we might be getting married.

So what the hell did you get up to? Any fabulous stories to share?