Q: What time is it?
A: Well it's half past wonky eyeball. We should probably get a move on, we have to be out the door by quarter to meltface.
Q: Time flies when you're OH GOD SOMEONE ATE A PICNIC BLANKET FULL OF FLIP-FLOPS AND THREW IT UP IN THE SHAPE OF AN OWL.
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It's like an owl on LSD.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's just not nice to be green.
ReplyDeleteOh the OWL is on LSD - Thank God ! I thought I was on LSD just looking at it !
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what IS this? It looks like it used to be a snack tray or something and stuff got glued all over it and turned it into an illegible clock from hell.
ReplyDeleteWow. Time flies when you're a piece of shit.
ReplyDeletegod, i love your blog.
ReplyDeletemy cat's a bit wary, but he can shut the f up.
If I only had fifty million dollars for every time I went to a cafeteria and realized my tray with shoddy meatloaf, green beans, and orange jello was in fact, a clock. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteim also thinking of a flowery yeti's footprint.
ReplyDeleteI just about pissed myself laughing at this one.
ReplyDeletejust discovered your blog... been reading post after post...