Hangover Cures of the Gods

WWJOFT? (What Would Jesus Order For Take-Out?)



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Oh, and this one is still in the planning stage but I will be keeping an eye out for the finished product. Lolita maternity wear! What could possibly go wrong? (Besides 16 getting you 20, of course.) This modern world.... Lolitas having Lolitas... I tell you!



Leave suggestions for what Jesus would order for take-out in the comments! Lord fried rice? Twice risen pizza?

This Doesn't Look Silly. Not At All.

Evidently this nice lady is wearing a hand-knitted camo nose-warmer, but I just can't see it. It's as if her nose is just completely gone. Or hidden behind some bushes. Or gone hunting. Or something. I mean, if I were a deer, I would never in a million years see her nose coming. So I guess, in a sense, this is really a win.

Thanks again, ETSY!

Almost as Useful. Almost.

You know, I actually gotta hand it to this crapfter. Because you know what I always say: if you can't buy an iphone, drunkenly embroider one out of felt.

Humpday Roundup

Alright, folks. Another week, another crapft. Lap it in.


Turkey Coaster(or so I'm told): What Not to Crochet






Tiger Woods in lipstick: Craftastrophe






Hank the Clown: Etsy WTF





Flash Drive Cozy: Kraftomatic



Chicken Purse: What Not to Craft




Bird House/Church/Bordello: Craftfail

This Tomfuckery Must Cease

Sometimes, my fellow crapfters, things just don't go to plan. Or they do go to plan, and it just turns out your plan is shit. For example, what must have started out as an ingenious use for old baked potatoes/stale french loaf/massive golden turds quickly turned into, well, this. A permanent pencil holder homage to not knowing when to cut your losses. Thanks again, CutOutAndKeep.net!