Mr. Pumpkinhead Rocks The Hell Out.

I think I finally know what I'm going as for Halloween: this guy.



Now I just need to find a black body stocking and an unflappable sense of awesomeness and win.

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Tuts My Barreh

I'll Be Your Private Dancer, Dancing For Funny

This is the first homemade video hilarity I've posted on this site, but man, it's a doozy. I would say it might be unsafe for work, given that it is an older man on a stripper's pole, but after assessing the amount of sheer unsexy that he manages to bring to this oldest of classical art forms, it could hardly be seen as an enticing display of sexual prowess. What it is, though, is unparalleled in its comedic value.



Evidently, this guy is part of an online group that is dedicated to learning how to use "dancing" poles through videos on youtube. Personally, I can't really imagine waking up one day, in my mid 50s, and deciding that I've somehow managed to completely miss my true life's calling in being a stripper. A high-paid call-girl, perhaps, but not a stripper. To each their own, I guess.