So Wrong, Yet So, So Right

There's something about a furry black crocheted jellyfish giving me bedroom eyes that I find absolutely hilarious.

And alluring.

Strangely alluring.

If This Wouldn't Make You Look Stupid, No Gelatinous Zooplankton Would

Lord knows I love a good jellyfish hat as much as the next person who loves a good jellyfish hat, but this, this is not a good jellyfish hat. In fact, this is quite a bad jellyfish hat. And I do not wish to wear it. Also, I would like to note as a matter of Cnidarian physiological accuracy, jellyfish do not have eyeballs. In fact, not even all of them have the proper ocelli within their hydrostatic skeleton with which to sense sunlight. So this hat is completely fucking misleading as far as I'm concerned.

Thanks to Jensy W for the tip!