I Don't Even Know Anymore

Oh, how I love ETSY. It has singlehandedly supplied me with a marvellously amusing mass of unparalleled material ripe for mockery, and hours upon hours of finger-pointing, head-scratching, and belly-laughing. Just the other day, for example, I came upon this little gem:

Okay, I know what you're thinking: "Who doesn't have a pair of pink ribbon-threaded foam ear cones somewhere in their closet?" But, I ask, have you ever seen such a nice pair of pink ribbon-threaded foam ear cones? I know that mine aren't nearly as classy as this pair, and at $30, these are such a bargain! I gotta say, I'm awfully tempted to get myself an early birthday present this year.