
Oh, homegirl, no. Just no. You cannot, and I repeat,
cannot, cover up your cute lil' body with a series of multicolored knitted granny squares and a ruffle. Excuse me,
two ruffles. You just can't. And I don't care if it cost $800. Because it looks like poo. Or at least like a 70's afghan. And you should know better. Because you're Cate fucking Blanchette.