

I think part of my cerebral cortex just imploded a little bit. Unfortunately, the whole thing is all just a shade too insane for a mere mortal like myself to try and comprehend. Although, admittedly, I'm almost really curious about what this whackadoodle's Christmas cards look like. Just imagine...
Front:
"Don't be Afraid of Spiders, it's Christmas"
Inside:
"Drink Some Coffee"
Ooh, or how about Valentine's Day...
Front:
"Don't Stop Skateboarding, it's Valentines Day"
Inside:
"Eat Some Jello"
The possibilities are endless, really.
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