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Thursday, 29 January 2009

Schitzophrenics Always Give The Crappiest Presents

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I believe I have finally found a crapft that officially defies explanation:



I think part of my cerebral cortex just imploded a little bit. Unfortunately, the whole thing is all just a shade too insane for a mere mortal like myself to try and comprehend. Although, admittedly, I'm almost really curious about what this whackadoodle's Christmas cards look like. Just imagine...

Front:
"Don't be Afraid of Spiders, it's Christmas"
Inside:
"Drink Some Coffee"

Ooh, or how about Valentine's Day...

Front:
"Don't Stop Skateboarding, it's Valentines Day"
Inside:
"Eat Some Jello"

The possibilities are endless, really.


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